Changing the toilet paper will not cause brain damage

6am I hear "Mommy, there's a brown thing in the bathroom!" Oh for the love of god why can't this kid actually get it IN the toilet? After debating with Ryan about who's turn it is to get out of bed, he was not even remotely interested in checking out the "brown thing" in the bathroom.

I get up, one eye open finding my way to the bathroom not wanting to see what present he had left for me. I asked Jacob what he was talking about and he says pointing "Mommy, the brown thing!" while pointing to the cardboard at the end of the toilet paper roll. Like the other man that lives in my house, he had NO idea what to do with the toilet paper roll.