10:03 AM
BarefootEssence
I know….WTF is a penis donut?
The first time Jacob threw this gem out there I had nothing to say. He was relieving himself on his froggy-potty while I was doing the same on the big potty. He points to my va-jay-jay and says “that’s your penis donut!” After a long pause, I had to ask him to repeat himself so I asked “what did you just say?” With a big smirk on his face like he had just said a bad word he repeated it “penis donut.” We ran through this scenario a few times and he never was able to disclose where he learned this lovely term.
Maybe he crafted the “penis donut” on his own, in which case we have a genius on our hands and should strongly reconsider an over-priced private school. Not for so-called superior education, but purely for the entertainment value when we get a phone call from his snotty teacher telling us he was pointing out the penis donuts of his uppity princess female classmates.
The first time Jacob threw this gem out there I had nothing to say. He was relieving himself on his froggy-potty while I was doing the same on the big potty. He points to my va-jay-jay and says “that’s your penis donut!” After a long pause, I had to ask him to repeat himself so I asked “what did you just say?” With a big smirk on his face like he had just said a bad word he repeated it “penis donut.” We ran through this scenario a few times and he never was able to disclose where he learned this lovely term.
Maybe he crafted the “penis donut” on his own, in which case we have a genius on our hands and should strongly reconsider an over-priced private school. Not for so-called superior education, but purely for the entertainment value when we get a phone call from his snotty teacher telling us he was pointing out the penis donuts of his uppity princess female classmates.
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