Another Road-Side Attraction

Three hours into a long drive up North to the cottage and urgent little voice beckons from the backseat “I have to go poooooooo!!!!!!!!!!” Kids usually wait until they’re turtling to even entertain the thought of going to the bathroom so we pulled over to let him go on the side of the road.

This being the first time Jacob shat somewhere other than in the potty or in his pants made it pretty entertaining to begin with, so did the fact that he let the turd land on the gravel while standing completely erect. As he studied his work of art closely he exclaimed “look, corn got on my poo!”