Prince Charming Marking hisTerritory

We live in a new sub-division so there are no fences between backyards yet. There were some young girls playing in the back yard wearing dress-up princess dresses, I think there was a Snow White and maybe a Cinderalla. Jacob walks up to the back door sporting a t-shirt and Thomas train undies and says “Mommy I need to go somewhere.” Me “Where do you need to go?” Jacob points outside “I need to go pee on the tree.”

Real smooth J-man… I’m sure the princesses-in-training would love to watch you relieve your bladder on the tree while they run around waiting for their prince to rescue them.